me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
Can you not?
He went for it
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
My biggest question is if Gavin snores or not.
Probably not, or else we’d be able to feel the earth shaking every night
i guess no one really nose
So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in
Congratulations on your new cat
when u hear someone singing frozen in public
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti